18 Feb 2013
Happy Birthday Dad
Since I'm poor and I can't find a suitable piece of paper to make my own card, I believe the next best thing is to write a post. I'm a pretty awful son, but saying Happy Birthday is the least I can do.
Happy Birthday Dad, thank you for all that you've given me and I hope you're enjoying your time off. I'm sorry for everything I put you through. I do wish I could bring more to the table. I'll say that I'll try to improve, but I don't know if I can hold myself to that.
I'm atrocious at dealing with family, but I do love you. Thank you for putting up with me.
2017 Edit: I take back all I said, you are an atrocious person go murder yourself.